she's a super slut

for the lovely mirr

pay bills with skills

Have you ever had to think up a whole  bunch of ideas for somebody, and when you start you are like "wtf, where am I going to get these ideas from?  I can't think of a single thing." And then, slowly, the bad ideas start flowing?  Well that is me today.  I wish I was getting paid hourly instead of idearly.

appalled/embarrassed/flattered

this movie is so bad

I am watching this right now.  Morgan's mustache is totally cramping my evening.

the hot asian's get all the free drinks

the greenest day

last night at tati bistro

Hey, at least your hair looks good, right?

a hopeless prayer

schizo cupcake

spice up your next canesten run.

Low on cash but want some entertainment?  Go shopping naked under a trench coat.  I just did and omg I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous it feels.  Im a loser, I know.

america is coocoo for octoMommy

And I kind of feel like they should be.  No?